hahahahaha….
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.He looked up and said weakly, \’I have something I must confess.\’
\’There\’s no need to,\’ his wife replied.
\’No,\’ he insisted, \’I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!\’
\’I know, I know,\’ she replied. \’Now just rest and let the poison work.\’
Anonymous said,
September 2, 2007 at 7:51 pm
Very Funny! 🙂
Anonymous said,
September 2, 2007 at 8:00 pm
LOL! So someone should take the task to poison the “OLDMAN ON FIRE” hmmm.
Truculent Trencherman™ said,
September 2, 2007 at 9:50 pm
That is an oldie but a goodie….
Here is another one:
Kid: I dont want to go to America
Mother: Shut up!
Kid: I really don’t want to go to America
Mother: Just shut up and keep swimming.
Anonymous said,
September 2, 2007 at 10:58 pm
Love it!
Very Funny, it put a smile on my face.
l Mich
Santosh S said,
September 3, 2007 at 12:52 am
yeah, you made my day..
Anonymous said,
September 3, 2007 at 2:23 am
🙂
Curtis said,
September 3, 2007 at 2:49 am
very sexy pic of you, please no poisen lol
Anonymous said,
September 3, 2007 at 7:02 am
Good One! I am sure to share it with lots of people. Take care and love the picture.
Anonymous said,
September 3, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Now I will pick my head up off of the floor where it fell when I started laughing.
Anonymous said,
September 3, 2007 at 8:52 pm
that was fantastic…thanks
Anonymous said,
September 4, 2007 at 1:20 am
HA!
Anonymous said,
September 4, 2007 at 8:11 am
dear
i like ur page and ur blogs
wish we can be friends
its Alaa from egypt
Anonymous said,
September 4, 2007 at 8:14 pm
Hahaha…that’s why I only drink Grain Alcohol and pure rainwater.
Anonymous said,
September 4, 2007 at 8:21 pm
Lol… It all comes out in the end
Anonymous said,
September 5, 2007 at 4:44 am
hahahahahahaha, thats a gooden Fluffy, well done nice of you to share 🙂 happy week to you sweet friend. Deb.xxx
♥♥♥ r o s e said,
September 5, 2007 at 10:07 am
and this joke is great…. love it…..
men be careful
Anonymous said,
September 5, 2007 at 2:59 pm
THATS COOL I ALMOST LAUGH MY HEART OUT. HAVE A COOL DAY.
Mr That Damn Good said,
September 5, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Im throwing out every bottle in my medicine cabinet tonight…..or did she slip it in my drink???? Nice joke
Anonymous said,
September 6, 2007 at 12:14 pm
*laughs* great joke !!!
fofozoui said,
September 7, 2007 at 12:14 pm
love…..slt…..oui
Anonymous said,
September 7, 2007 at 1:05 pm
LOL, i love it, wouldnt supprize me if it was a true story somewhere.
Anonymous said,
September 7, 2007 at 2:26 pm
lol….this is great…..take care
Anonymous said,
September 8, 2007 at 2:11 pm
LOL Thats such a good joke isn’t it? LOL I miss ya I’m in such a hurry. Getting another computer very soon. XXXOOOXX
MUAH!
BlackD77 said,
September 8, 2007 at 3:05 pm
That was cold but a good reply!!! Very Funny!!! 🙂
GEETANJALI said,
September 9, 2007 at 5:49 am
very funny,good one!
Anonymous said,
September 9, 2007 at 11:46 am
Cool
Hey i missed you,how are you doing today?
remember reza did nice comments to you and now give again **** to you
Anonymous said,
September 9, 2007 at 11:48 am
and its the truth! hugs
Anonymous said,
September 9, 2007 at 6:23 pm
Great one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
standing bear said,
September 10, 2007 at 1:21 pm
LMAO, now lets not give anybody any ideas out here in 360 land,ha,ha,ha although there are over a 1000 ways to poison someone and it looks as if they died of natural causes.remember the term “poison pen” xox”bear”
Anonymous said,
September 11, 2007 at 7:13 am
lol very funny. You have an awesome page .
Robin said,
September 11, 2007 at 9:48 am
Oh gosh I love that. I will use that one on my husband…he better not get out of line.
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Anonymous said,
September 13, 2007 at 12:23 am
From your Kiwi Canuck friend Chris L. Stay in touch!
Anonymous said,
September 13, 2007 at 12:18 pm
LOL.. i love it.. hope you dont mind if i post it to my blog.. thanks.
fred heidrick said,
September 13, 2007 at 10:26 pm
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oldskool Honey said,
September 14, 2007 at 4:27 pm
a woman definitely wrote this joke!
Marrien said,
September 15, 2007 at 1:10 pm
yeah, good joke :))) Every trying for smile of somebody makes our ordinary day beautiful. Thanks