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September 2, 2007 at 6:41 pm (Uncategorized)

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Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.He looked up and said weakly, \’I have something I must confess.\’

\’There\’s no need to,\’ his wife replied.

\’No,\’ he insisted, \’I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!\’

\’I know, I know,\’ she replied. \’Now just rest and let the poison work.\’

 

 

 

 

 

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38 Comments

  1. Anonymous said,

    Very Funny! 🙂

  2. Anonymous said,

    LOL! So someone should take the task to poison the “OLDMAN ON FIRE” hmmm.

  3. Truculent Trencherman™ said,

    That is an oldie but a goodie….
    Here is another one:
    Kid: I dont want to go to America
    Mother: Shut up!
    Kid: I really don’t want to go to America
    Mother: Just shut up and keep swimming.

  4. Anonymous said,

    Love it!
    Very Funny, it put a smile on my face.
    l Mich

  5. Santosh S said,

    yeah, you made my day..

  6. Anonymous said,

    🙂

  7. Curtis said,

    very sexy pic of you, please no poisen lol

  8. Anonymous said,

    Good One! I am sure to share it with lots of people. Take care and love the picture.

  9. Anonymous said,

    Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Now I will pick my head up off of the floor where it fell when I started laughing.

  10. Anonymous said,

    that was fantastic…thanks

  11. Anonymous said,

    HA!

  12. Anonymous said,

    dear
    i like ur page and ur blogs
    wish we can be friends
    its Alaa from egypt

  13. Anonymous said,

    Hahaha…that’s why I only drink Grain Alcohol and pure rainwater.

  14. Anonymous said,

    Lol… It all comes out in the end

  15. Anonymous said,

    hahahahahahaha, thats a gooden Fluffy, well done nice of you to share 🙂 happy week to you sweet friend. Deb.xxx

  16. ♥♥♥ r o s e said,

    and this joke is great…. love it…..
    men be careful

  17. Anonymous said,

    THATS COOL I ALMOST LAUGH MY HEART OUT. HAVE A COOL DAY.

  18. Mr That Damn Good said,

    Im throwing out every bottle in my medicine cabinet tonight…..or did she slip it in my drink???? Nice joke

  19. Anonymous said,

    *laughs* great joke !!!

  20. fofozoui said,

    love…..slt…..oui

  21. Anonymous said,

    LOL, i love it, wouldnt supprize me if it was a true story somewhere.

  22. Anonymous said,

    lol….this is great…..take care

  23. Anonymous said,

    LOL Thats such a good joke isn’t it? LOL I miss ya I’m in such a hurry. Getting another computer very soon. XXXOOOXX
    MUAH!

  24. BlackD77 said,

    That was cold but a good reply!!! Very Funny!!! 🙂

  25. GEETANJALI said,

    very funny,good one!

  26. Anonymous said,

    Cool
    Hey i missed you,how are you doing today?
    remember reza did nice comments to you and now give again **** to you

  27. Anonymous said,

    and its the truth! hugs

  28. Anonymous said,

    Great one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. standing bear said,

    LMAO, now lets not give anybody any ideas out here in 360 land,ha,ha,ha although there are over a 1000 ways to poison someone and it looks as if they died of natural causes.remember the term “poison pen” xox”bear”

  30. Anonymous said,

    lol very funny. You have an awesome page .

  31. Robin said,

    Oh gosh I love that. I will use that one on my husband…he better not get out of line.

  32. Anonymous said,

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  33. Anonymous said,

    HEY I WANA BE YOUR FRIEND IF U LIKE KKAREEM79@YAHOO.COM THANKS

  34. Anonymous said,

    From your Kiwi Canuck friend Chris L. Stay in touch!

  35. Anonymous said,

    LOL.. i love it.. hope you dont mind if i post it to my blog.. thanks.

  36. fred heidrick said,

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  37. Oldskool Honey said,

    a woman definitely wrote this joke!

  38. Marrien said,

    yeah, good joke :))) Every trying for smile of somebody makes our ordinary day beautiful. Thanks

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