Your Mission Should You Choose to Accept It….
As I posted previously, tomorrow Thursday, my time (Austraila) it will be my birthday. I will be a big ol 44.
I thought it might be fun if my 360 friends could play a little ryhming birthday game with me.
So I will start you off with an example…
Forty-four….out the door.
Your turn. Put your ryhme in the comments below.
Love Me xxxx
P.S. No I don\’t have legs like that in real life so guys, stop it okay. If you would like to see the original of the picture above click here.
Fluffybutts Place 
Anonymous said,
January 3, 2007 at 3:32 am
44! And many more!
Happy Birthday!
Anonymous said,
January 3, 2007 at 3:41 am
44 and back for more!
Anonymous said,
January 3, 2007 at 3:43 am
44 and sweet to the core.
Ok, I know it’s cheesy, it just came to me…
Happy Birthday none the less…
Anonymous said,
January 3, 2007 at 3:56 am
Well done so far! Keep ’em coming!
Curtis said,
January 3, 2007 at 3:57 am
44 oh baby wanting more
Bowzer said,
January 3, 2007 at 4:05 am
Forty-four, out the door,
And yet, it cannot be!
For this lady, we’re very sure,
Looks no more than thirty-tree.
Her fluffy hair makes our hearts fluttery,
Her butt (not fluffy!) makes our senses buttery –
yet, before I went any further with my flattery,
A sudden thought struck me:
This two-footed cat in a time machine,
Should rub her hands with glee,
For when she’s an 80-year-old Octopussy,
She’ll look no more than fifty-three!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FLUFFYBUTT!
YAY!
Mac said,
January 3, 2007 at 4:10 am
Forty-four and no more of life’s painful sores 🙂
Anonymous said,
January 3, 2007 at 4:26 am
((Bowser that was awesome!!))
(Forty Four – out the door)
To the shores of her youth.
To romp and play and sing all day
Like once she used to do.
Forty four and out the door.
Watch out world she’s secure.
No more is she now a little girl
quiet and demure.
Lost no more to internal battle.
Of looking for her Prince to save her.
Now she goes out on the prowl needing and wanting his saber.
Ok so it sucked but, ya have to admit, it’s funny. Happy Birthday Fluffy!!!
Anonymous said,
January 3, 2007 at 4:45 am
44 and i would like know you more and more
happy birthday
dave
Traveler said,
January 3, 2007 at 5:23 am
I’ll always cherish that night we made love on the floor, as I remember, you were only forty-four.
*Walmie* said,
January 3, 2007 at 5:32 am
44 opens all doors to life
have a great birthday
Love steve xxx
Anonymous said,
January 3, 2007 at 5:46 am
44
It’s not a chore to turn 44,
at that age you can still adore,
so don’t let your chin hit the floor,
cause for you life is no bore,
sex is greater and that is no lore,
you never know what life has in store,
maybe a God just like Thor,
will come walking right through your door,
if he’s lucky he will score,
yes I’m rotten to the core,
but it was you who started this war,
you never know what I have in store,
before this is through this rhyme will be wore,
and I have been such a word whore,
it’s hard to find many more,
but I feel I must finish yes I am torn,
but don’t you feel like you’ve been scorned,
and get to feeling oh so forlorned,
I hear you yes beginning to snore,
I guess it’s because you’re turning 44.
Anonymous said,
January 3, 2007 at 6:03 am
44,
if you believe the lore,
opens many a new door,
along with new pains to abhor!
rwr69 said,
January 3, 2007 at 6:15 am
44, a child no more,
A beautiful woman evermore.
Radd M said,
January 3, 2007 at 6:47 am
44 ,
And more to come,and as they come wise’er you become.
Bellemai said,
January 3, 2007 at 6:59 am
Forty-four – take the floor!
(You’re obviously a star!!!)
And tell Bowser we’re all in awe! Great job!
Anonymous said,
January 3, 2007 at 7:15 am
44 and still hot I’m sure!
So Long said,
January 3, 2007 at 7:49 am
44 and out the door
May you find that which you seek
Hopefully toward something more
All you need is a peek
Happiness to the core.
A birthday is just a day
Another year older, wiser and true
A drop of rain and sunshine ray
As long as you don’t feel blue.
You will always get older
as long as you never grow up.
Happy BDay Girl
Paul
Anonymous said,
January 3, 2007 at 8:05 am
So you’re 44,
But never a bore!
Your writing we adore
So keep giving us more!
Anonymous said,
January 3, 2007 at 8:16 am
44 and out the door
you know we love you more and more !
Anonymous said,
January 3, 2007 at 8:47 am
sending wishes
so delicious
and many kisses
to the princess
of the birthday ball
now go running down the hall!
Saying It’s my Party
Don’t be tardy.
I do want you here
so come in and get a beer!
Have a beautiful day love & peace
joseph said,
January 3, 2007 at 9:12 am
44 out the door/ will I ever be adored!
Anonymous said,
January 3, 2007 at 2:14 pm
44 AND WISHING YOU MANY MORE…LOL TY I LOVED YER POEMAND JUST THOUGHT I’D ADD A LIL FOR YA.VERY NICE WORK AND TY FOR THE SHARE..
vegasvixen said,
January 3, 2007 at 2:23 pm
44, not like 24 -but better than64-….. need I say more? Well at 44 your better than you were at 24 ’cause youve learned more… more about life… more about love and more about what you shouldnt have done before at 24 – 44 its better than 64 ’cause your….well not 64! LOL! Happy Birthday and may your 44th be your best yet!
P.S.
I hope you like my poem
Anonymous said,
January 3, 2007 at 4:14 pm
fourty-four….is that a sexual position? that was funny dont care who you are
Anonymous said,
January 3, 2007 at 4:17 pm
On my side i had my ol trusty fourty-four
When I pushed open the bedroom door
there she was waiting for the wine to pour
I pushed the pillow to the floor
and then said, “come and join me on the floor”
we dont need a bed there is more room on the floor
Come roll on the floor with me and I will put pistol aside and then I will show you what my gun is FOR…..
Kevin Dougherty said,
January 3, 2007 at 5:22 pm
44 out the door, keep coming back for more, so even and true , such a sweet number , easily divisible by 2 and 4, age we can see is just a number in a tree. we feel as young as we are.
nobody said,
January 3, 2007 at 5:42 pm
I have no rhyming skills, and all the good words were taken…but Happy Birthday anyway!!!
Anonymous said,
January 3, 2007 at 6:41 pm
44 but who’s keeping score? 44 and so much more to explore! 44 aint such a bore. LOL Had enough yet??? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Anonymous said,
January 3, 2007 at 8:17 pm
To the friend I adore
As she turns forty four
Panty hose might become a chore
yet you are as sexy as before
But you’ll never be a bore
Friends will always be at the door
You won’t be blue like Eeyore
Nothing but good times and…..more
And the wine will always pour
And the parties rock and roar
Rave reviews for clothes you wore
And lots of love be yours
All the days of your forty fours
Alrighty, so me poetry sucks but the wishes for the best of all days are sincere
And the adore part is sincere too. Have a good one beautiful! Luv ya!
Anonymous said,
January 3, 2007 at 8:49 pm
So your 44…I’m no poet, but here’s one lore
HAPPY BIRTHDAY and many more!!
Anonymous said,
January 3, 2007 at 9:54 pm
44 and still top drawer.
Anonymous said,
January 3, 2007 at 10:33 pm
Happy Birthday!
Anonymous said,
January 4, 2007 at 1:02 am
44 and……aw heck, after bower’s, mine is pitiful…
So just have a great birthday. And who says your legs don’t look like that?
Anonymous said,
January 4, 2007 at 1:30 am
44-who’s knockin’ at the door
is a friend…or maybe..more
44 i left a flower in your door
to the spring they will be more
Anonymous said,
January 4, 2007 at 2:22 am
i know a lady called fluffy,
who has just turned 44,
i wish her a happy birthday,
and hope there are many more.
Love and best wishes to you dear fluffy. Deb.
StingRay said,
January 4, 2007 at 11:57 am
You’re 44?
Let’s hear you roar!
Stan said,
January 4, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Hi,
Just passing through to wish you a Happy Birthday as the day draws to a close.
You are Forty Four, and on the floor
I am Fifty Seven, you’ll think you are in Heaven
With your Gun, pointing at my Fun
Why so Haughty? You Naughty Forty Four.
William J said,
January 4, 2007 at 1:32 pm
lmao, pretty nifty – fluffybutt is fourty four
Anonymous said,
January 4, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Why can I only think of mean and dirty words that rhyme with forty-four? Holy faulty wiring in brain…
I won’t post those, but happy birthday!
Nytfallen said,
January 4, 2007 at 7:13 pm
Happy birthday fluffy..!!!
Anonymous said,
January 4, 2007 at 9:12 pm
lol.. im sorry, i just got off work, so rhyming is not in my time frame.. but hey, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
The Devil's Advocate said,
January 5, 2007 at 4:46 am
44 again? We’ve seen this before!
LOL, sorry!
galews said,
January 5, 2007 at 5:19 am
44? Hey whos keeping score?
It’s just another go around ol’ sol
Here’s to many more!
Anonymous said,
January 5, 2007 at 5:31 am
never try to out stage a woman with a ak47 for shure.
Anonymous said,
January 5, 2007 at 8:54 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
♥♥♥ r o s e said,
January 5, 2007 at 9:13 am
44 out the door
oh i am late
so sorry…
but… dont care about
44
it will come
45
and you will still enjoy your life
so dont care about
44
it will come
88
and i hope friendship with you still stay
so dont care about
44
you will get more and more..
wish you great birthday
cumming Iowa City New said,
January 5, 2007 at 10:20 am
44 out the door minus 4 makes you40 minus 10 makes you 30 are you shure your 44 you has the looks of 24 can’t wait to see you at 64 going on 30 see ya
Anonymous said,
January 5, 2007 at 11:49 pm
44 EVENS THE SCORE…
I’M 49 AND FEELIN FINE…
YOU’RE NOT PUSHING THE BIG 5–0
BUT YOU SURE DO HAVE 40 IN TOW
Anonymous said,
January 6, 2007 at 5:05 am
please allow me to wish you very happy birthday and never say
that you are 44 just the age is in the heart believe me many people is never look old like how is them age look in my pic.her i am 53 years old and no body believe me
Anonymous said,
January 6, 2007 at 4:17 pm
well happy birthday from miami beach. and many more.
Anonymous said,
January 6, 2007 at 5:41 pm
37 wish life was heaven
Anonymous said,
January 6, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Hope you had a wonderful birthday and weekend. Love someones sister
Anonymous said,
January 6, 2007 at 7:42 pm
Oh, I loved you in ian flemmings octopussy, I remember now that I did read some of his books. Thanks for jogging my memory. Truley I forgot about it. See what happens when you get my age.
Anonymous said,
January 6, 2007 at 7:57 pm
44 and were watching you soar, growing day by day with all your friends. I love your mind its out of site. The things you come up with just blow my mind. I’m not sure how you pull all this out of your brain and put it all on this beautiful page but, if your only 44 some people think their life is half over when i know that it all is about to begin, we all are waiting for you to fly off with your dreams and be someone thats not only just on this page.
Anonymous said,
January 7, 2007 at 12:11 am
44 what a score!
I can’t take credit for the following but I thought you might appreciate it.
Three Gifts
(Which will you choose?)
Beautifully ornate this gift-wrapped right
Ribbons and bows dancing in light
Inside the box a treasure to toast
In the end the fire will boast
Second gift-wrapped in pretty paper sweet
Taking your bows giving autographs in the street
Fifteen minutes is all you will have
It blisters the soul and through fire no salve
The last one wrapped in newspaper plain
Many have fought in wars and have slain
If fills you will gladness and joy can elate
Through the fire always its luster does remain
You see in the first box is a gift called gold
Many fight hard for the fortunes to fold
Second is Fame and it guilds the heart blind
Once you are a has been the world can be unkind
The last gift is love wrapped plain often not to choose
Because it is wrapped so plainly, most to the world will lose
For through the fire gold with melt
A wicked hand the dealer dealt
Fame wont burn bright forever more
The bright lights of fire will burn for sure
Love though my friend can withstand great heat
It stands through the fire with open arms to greet
In the end when all is said and complete
You have many choices when to the shelf you go to greet
These three gifts waiting for you to pick—do wise
For the world has many versions and often will disguise
To hide the greatest fortune plainly wrapped in view
It’s up to you to decide, without a clouded hue
Love will come and find you in the simplest of ways you see
My hope is you will open up and release your wings be free
Soar high with all its rewards
The give and take be tough
In the end you will see no matter how hard it was—rough
That through the fire always true
This love to give, lives in you
So when you see these three gifts there
Do not allow them to hypnotize you with glamorous flair
Take the one that is plain in sight
For judging, a gift by its paper is just not right
For what you will lose, is the greatest gift—light
© DM Gracie Matter 2007
loving_elvis_52 said,
January 7, 2007 at 4:59 am
43 you isn’t no more,cause now you’s hit the double 4 ( 44 )
Elvis B’day Hugs Fluffy.44 & many many more my friend.
Larry aka Hunka Hunka Burnin Love
mork said,
January 7, 2007 at 10:03 am
fourty four and out the door,just to love life even more.as you have grown, the years have passed.you learn to enjoy every moment and make it last.happy birthday
Anonymous said,
January 8, 2007 at 12:21 am
happy birthday from this old man 75 in parma o
JD said,
January 8, 2007 at 7:28 pm
44 pussy galore
Anonymous said,
January 10, 2007 at 8:00 am
Hahaha…a lot of people loves this 44-year old. 44-adorable.
75/Stingray said,
January 13, 2007 at 10:31 am
(Vegas wrote this, I loved it so?)…So your 44,not like 24-but better than 64…need we say more! Well at 44 your better than you were at 24 ‘Cause you’ve learned more…about life…more about love and more about what you have /and should not have done at 24, 44 it’s better than 64,” cause your not 64! lol: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! Wish you more.!!!! May all your BIRTHDAY’S BE BRIGHT! That night! P.S. I’m 57 maybe, I will go to Haven!???? Love Sport64!
Anonymous said,
March 12, 2007 at 10:43 pm
That was fun! Happy Birthday!